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The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle.
Film: A Knight’s Tale (via hqlines)

 

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The best of Queen Clarisse - part 3

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amoyed:

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

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aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

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ririmon:

i hate it when it takes me forever to find that stupid line where you can peel the tape


fullmetalpipscream:

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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