maliciousmelons: Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I...
no-hetero: drunkdate: im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die doesn’t matter, had sex
officialdogblog: im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
redmonsoontriad: i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist